Smart healing, tools and practices to create phenomenal love that lasts.
Scroll through to find coaching, healing sessions, products and gifts that will make your love story a reality.
Love Attraction Tool Kit
A must have! This gives you 50 smart, innovative, fun, strategies, tools and teachings to support you in attracting and creating amazing love this year. (backed by cupids and proven science!)
The ultimate downloadable love tool kit that will support your mindset, give you steps, heal your heart, and help you get excited about meeting your future partner. Message Macy when you get it, email@example.com and she will recommend a place to start!
Healing Sessions / Intuitive Readings
90-Min R.I.M. Session
Three R.I.M Sessions Package
Commit to powerful change with a package of three R.I.M sessions. Get to the bottom of what is keeping you feeling stuck or not creating what you want in life and love.
These sessions are the FAST path to change. Using a proven process called Regenerating Images in Memory created by Dr. Deb Sandella, that uses the imagination to get to the source of the blocks in the subconscious so that you can transform the known and unknown emotional patterns that make it feel like nothing will change. Some likely have been there for lifetimes!
These sessions create an amazing difference like nothing other than MAGIC. Enter into this space of infinite possibility and claim the life you have always dreamed of!
Access Bars® Session
The Access Bars® is a treatment that involves touching 32 points on your head. This energy session releases anything that doesn’t allow you to receive more in your life. These points, called bars, contain all the thoughts, ideas, beliefs, emotions, and considerations that you have stored in any lifetime.
Benefits include greater mental clarity, motivation and problem solving capacity, increase in joy & happiness, release of anxious tendencies, and deeper relaxation.
To receive a session in Longmont, email firstname.lastname@example.org to schedule your appointment.
Intuitive Love Readings
Questions about Love Dating and Relationships? Want intuitive insights? Rev. LunchLady presents the One and Only magic of “Dead Old Lady Secret Recipe Tarot!”
Let the cosmic Dead Old ladies bring you the exact wisdom you need to get on with your life and find real love. Readings may feel sweet like the kind of granny that makes you milk and cookies or it may be the “rip the bandaid off” ass kicker to set you straight. I never know who’s going to come through!!!
A Quickie with Rev LunchLady!
A Quickie with Rev LunchLady? (Yes that sounds kinky!)
This 15-minute session is for YOU to bring a question or whatever it is that’s putting a KINK in your dating life or love life.
In 15 minutes you will get the expert advice and honest feedback to help you get back on track!
On Demand Classes
You are a BEAUTIFUL Weirdo!
This class is NOT your typical dating class. I am not going to tell you how to be sexier, or more in your feminine or what you need to DO on a date to “GET the guy” (or gal). Join me and exploding up everything you ever thought you needed to fix, change or let go of in order to have REAL love.. And if you are wondering if you are a weirdo, you are. If you don’t think you are, you are. If you wish you weren’t a weirdo, watch this and you will be SO glad you are.
You’re going to love it!
Breakthrough to Love Meditation
This meditation is designed to help YOU cut through all the static that keeps you from having what you want.
It includes a magical mantra that will move you from the darkness to the light and bring your energy into a whole new realm.
Pre Date Pep Talk and Checklist
You are so magnificent! And whether you believe that or NOT, you are. This pre-date pep-talk will ignite your LOVE vibe so that you can have FUN on your dates no matter who you are with.
The truth is DATING is meant to be FUN! And when the nerves kick in and the fear takes us away from our magical glow—then we aren’t able to be SEEN for who you are. This pre-date pep talk & checklist helps you to BRING out your amazing YOU and have a GREAT DATE.
BiSNOREal HEALING Session
There’s nothing more healing than the musical sound of a snoring bulldog, especially if you don’t have to smell their farts. They are grounded, peaceful, free of judgement and FULL of unconditional love.
What if you could be free of stress, fear, frustration in 5 minutes? Imagine what your day would be like from there? Ease? Peace? Inspiration? Trust? It is possible!
This snore bath has potent medicine of over a 100 snores that will lift your spirits, dissolve blocks, and likely make you laugh. It will change you for the better, if you let it. Woof. P.S. Dog is God spelled backwards. So there’s that. *mic drop*. And P.S. 50% of the profits good to Animal Rescue Organizations! Yay!