Love Muffin Coaching
If you know you want to find love , get engaged or married in the next year then coaching is the way to go. It’s not about learning some dating tips, this is about the deeper level transformation that will improve all areas of your life. It’s not the cheapest option, but if you’re ready to get the prescriptive healing and a personalized strategy needed and necessary to skyrocket your way to healthy, lasting love, this is it.
Lovesagna – Getting to LOVE Accelerator
Want to expedite your healing in your relationship space? Are aware of blocks that you are sick of being with and want a change in your life? Ready to move BEYOND your current dating reality and have something BETTER? Or are wanting to go DEEP into SELF LOVE so that you actually FEEL it, and it sticks?!!
This option is for those who have done some personal development and would like the fastest path to allowing the beyond this reality, unicorn kind of LOVE to show up.
Looking for single women who want to create healthy, happy LOVE using Regenerating Images in Memory (R.I.M.)!
The biggest miracles and transformations I have seen with my love coaching clients have been as a result of this powerful process.
Women who couldn’t trust themselves—-now confident. Women who had been single for years—-attracting amazing partners.
Next session: TBD
Online Profile MAKEOVER
Wondering why you are not attracting the good ones? Having a hard time writing about yourself? Not sure what to share and not share?
This is for the woman who would like more specific guidance on what to write and how to write it. We will use the Big Happy Love signature process to create that perfect snap shot of YOU and what you know you desire in love.
- 30 min – Online Profile Values Assessment/consult
- Vision of LOVE signature process/workbook
- 75 min Profile Interview
- Photo consult/selection
- Editing and Revisions
Online Profile Consult
If you want to know what is working and NOT working in your online profile, let us give you expert eyes.
We will review your profile and give you feedback, tweaks, tips and direction so that you can create the profile that’s full of good juju will attract the person of your dreams.
These are NOT cookie cutter rules, these are based on who you are and what you ultimately want in love.
No more guessing. No more wasting time. We will just tell you what works in this quick, honest and loving session. 45-minute session.
No More Velveeta Retreat
Dr.Laser Beam Larry and Rev LunchLady just concocted the most Guggenheim-worthy-macaroni-art of a program that is THE antidote to self doubt and overthinking. This is for anyone who gets stuck in overthinking, frozen by perfectionism, struggles to make decisions which sabotages the joy of life. Dr. Larry and Rev LL teach tools and strategies to release the need to clench to overthinking your life. We are giggling with anticipation to bring you this 4 part online live mini retreat, coaching, & community to you from our living room. Coming to a room in your own house near you in Jan 5th, Jan 12th,Jan 19th and Jan 26.. Early Bird $350 until Dec 20, Late Bird $450.
P.S. it may or may not ALSO include puppet yoga, bulldog gospel, 70’s jingles chorus, burning man synchronized swimming, and chihuahua improv that if you choose will change your life for the better.
Healing Sessions / Intuitive Readings
Access Bars® Session
The Access Bars® is a treatment that involves touching 32 points on your head. This energy session releases anything that doesn’t allow you to receive more in your life. These points, called bars, contain all the thoughts, ideas, beliefs, emotions, and considerations that you have stored in any lifetime.
Benefits include greater mental clarity, motivation and problem solving capacity, increase in joy & happiness, release of anxious tendencies, and deeper relaxation.
To receive a session in Longmont, email email@example.com to schedule your appointment.
Intuitive Love Readings
Questions about Love Dating and Relationships? Want intuitive insights? Rev. LunchLady presents the One and Only magic of “Dead Old Lady Secret Recipe Tarot!”
Let the cosmic Dead Old ladies bring you the exact wisdom you need to get on with your life and find real love. Readings may feel sweet like the kind of granny that makes you milk and cookies or it may be the “rip the bandaid off” ass kicker to set you straight. I never know who’s going to come through!!!
A Quickie with Rev LunchLady!
A Quickie with Rev LunchLady? (Yes that sounds kinky!)
This 15-minute session is for YOU to bring a question or whatever it is that’s putting a KINK in your dating life or love life.
In 15 minutes you will get the expert advice and honest feedback to help you get back on track!
On Demand Classes
You are a BEAUTIFUL Weirdo!
This class is NOT your typical dating class. I am not going to tell you how to be sexier, or more in your feminine or what you need to DO on a date to “GET the guy” (or gal). Join me and exploding up everything you ever thought you needed to fix, change or let go of in order to have REAL love.. And if you are wondering if you are a weirdo, you are. If you don’t think you are, you are. If you wish you weren’t a weirdo, watch this and you will be SO glad you are.
You’re going to love it!
Dating For Empaths
Masterclass for the smart single woman to learn to navigate the modern dating world the FUN & EASY way. Get the tools and strategies needed to DATE in a way that calls in REAL, lasting, committed unicorn LOVE.
With the kind of person that GETS you and is a true partner in life– without having to sacrifice who YOU are or feel like YOU have to be someone you are NOT.
Breakthrough to Love Meditation
This meditation is designed to help YOU cut through all the static that keeps you from having what you want.
It includes a magical mantra that will move you from the darkness to the light and bring your energy into a whole new realm.
Watch This Space!
Something new and yummy is cooking in the Rev LunchLady’s kitchen.
As soon as the timer pings and she takes it out of the oven you will be the first to know.
Products & Gifts
Love Attraction Tool Kit
50 smart, innovative, fun strategies, tools and teachings to create your unicorn LOVE miracle this year. (backed by cupids and proven science!)
The ultimate downloadable love tool kit that will support your mindset, give you steps, heal your heart, and help you get excited about meeting your future partner.
Pre Date Pep Talk and Checklist
You are so magnificent! And whether you believe that or NOT, you are. This pre-date pep-talk will ignite your LOVE vibe so that you can have FUN on your dates no matter who you are with.
The truth is DATING is meant to be FUN! And when the nerves kick in and the fear takes us away from our magical glow—then we aren’t able to be SEEN for who you are. This pre-date pep talk & checklist helps you to BRING out your amazing YOU and have a GREAT DATE.
BiSNOREal HEALING Session
There’s nothing more healing than the musical sound of a snoring bulldog, especially if you don’t have to smell their farts. They are grounded, peaceful, free of judgement and FULL of unconditional love.
What if you could be free of stress, fear, frustration in 5 minutes? Imagine what your day would be like from there? Ease? Peace? Inspiration? Trust? It is possible!
This snore bath has potent medicine of over a 100 snores that will lift your spirits, dissolve blocks, and likely make you laugh. It will change you for the better, if you let it. Woof. P.S. Dog is God spelled backwards. So there’s that. *mic drop*. And P.S. 50% of the profits good to Animal Rescue Organizations! Yay!